ok so ive had some pretty bads days in my time but this one takes the cake
last sunday as you may know i auditioned for australian idol

so i got up at sparrow fart o'clock so that i wouldnt have to wait till 5 o'clock to get into the audition and the line was about 200 metres long when i got there at 730 not even kidding
so i got into the audition about 3 o'clock and it was shit essentially the judges wouldnt take me coz of song choice but hey what can you do so when i made it back to my car i realized i had lost my keys so i retraced my step 3 fucking times and couldnt find them so i rang rac and they told me it was gonna cost $800 to get a new key which i couldnt afford at the time so i had to get it towed but because the steering lock was on it took half an hour to car the car on the tow truck then to top everything off my mum rang me and told me to go to my grandmas place and she wouldnt say why so i got there about 630 and it turns out my grandma died around midday and no one bothered to tell me then so there is my grandma lying in her chair waiting for the mortician to come round 6 and a half fucking hours after she died who the fuck does that

all in all it was a pretty dreadfull day if you ask me

R.I.P. Rose Mary Birch 1933-2009